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Post by Wayne Miller on Jun 26, 2009 7:40:12 GMT
Rumours of Micheal Jackson having a heart attack have been found to be false! He's been found in the childrens ward having a stroke ;D
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Post by Wayne Miller on Jun 26, 2009 7:41:36 GMT
Michael Jacksons body will be melted down and made into plastic dolls so that he can still play with children
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Post by Wayne Miller on Jun 26, 2009 7:42:41 GMT
Michael Jacksons ghost has been spotted in the childrens ward trying to put the willies up them
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Post by Wayne Miller on Jun 26, 2009 7:43:44 GMT
Michael Jacksons body will be melted down so that he can be made into plastic bags. He will still be harmful to children ;D
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Post by Wayne Miller on Jun 26, 2009 7:45:23 GMT
Michael Jacksons doctors have now attributed his death to food poisoning. Its believed he had licked a twelve year old wiener
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Post by hank on Jun 26, 2009 7:59:47 GMT
whats the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson?
Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August!
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Post by Wayne Miller on Jun 26, 2009 8:48:58 GMT
URGENT RSPCA MESSAGE:
Home urgently required for homeless Monkey, very friendly and enjoys being wanked off by a hand in a white glove
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Post by Wayne Miller on Jun 26, 2009 8:50:15 GMT
Jockeys at tommorows Epson races will wear black armbands in tribute to Micheal Jackson who successfully rode more three year olds than anyone
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Post by Juan on Jun 26, 2009 17:41:31 GMT
Fans who had been concerned last night for the 3 surviving children of "King of Pop" Michael Jackson need not have worried. Michael had made prior arrangements in his Will for them to be cared for by a close family friend.
Mr. G. Glitter promised last night that everything would carry on as normal.
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Post by Guy160 NLI on Jun 26, 2009 18:54:26 GMT
There was further confusion today surrounding Micheal Jackson, when a black man appeared on the news, claiming to be his brother...
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Post by madmax on Jun 27, 2009 11:19:32 GMT
I guess non of you was a fan of Jacko then? ;D ;D ;D
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Post by jake on Jun 27, 2009 21:24:26 GMT
to be fair he made a few good records but dont think id have let him babysit
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Post by Juan on Jun 27, 2009 22:30:23 GMT
I guess non of you was a fan of Jacko then? ;D ;D ;D I am as it goes, well up untill Thriller anyway, didn't get along with anything after that. This is a classic, makes me laugh like fuck every time. ;D
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Post by madmax on Jun 28, 2009 7:56:35 GMT
;D I like that Juan. ;D I could see that happening in our institutions as part of the rehabilitation process for our harden criminals! The problem though, would be choosing who would play the part of the bitch! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Perkin on Jun 28, 2009 16:34:55 GMT
Rumours are that his heart attack was brought on by tripping over a pram, but his doctor says it's too early to blame it on the buggy
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Post by Perkin on Jun 28, 2009 16:36:57 GMT
to be fair he made a few good records but dont think id have let him babysit I agree with the above, apart from the bit about the records.
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Post by zbc on Jun 29, 2009 18:50:10 GMT
I guess non of you was a fan of Jacko then? ;D ;D ;D I am as it goes, well up untill Thriller anyway, didn't get along with anything after that. This is a classic, makes me laugh like fuck every time. ;D Which one was the zombie in the video, my guess is the one with the pink top.
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Post by Brian H on Jul 7, 2009 23:18:11 GMT
liked billie jean and beat it, but for a guy who wrote hundreds of songs you might expect a couple of good ones or maybe the monkey wrote them . me - no not a fan but there again people like edwin star and paul weller every one to his own
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